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This is Jemima
she’s been my eraser for almost a year now, and we grew very attached to one another

we used to walk down the hall together

we ate ice cream with each other

but everything changed when she started cutting

we started arguing

she started drinking

spending all of our money

and she even stopped being the great eraser I once knew

worst of all, I caught her cheating on me with another stationary utensil

please help us get back together

it’s breaking me inside
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Ya pussy stank.

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chuckhistory:

lookatthisfuckingperson:

Look at this fucking person not wearing socks.
frailblog:

Shortly after being named the Treasurer of Ocean World Surf Club, Muriel and her vice-treasurer, Geraldine, invented a new shortboarding technique - cane surfing. Cane surfing enthusiasts enjoy the extra balance the cane provides. Variations on the sport include team cane surfing, in which the surfers (or caners, as they’re refered to in most regions) attempt to knock one another into the sea by smacking an opponent in the back of the knees. Scandal arose when Herbert Finkleman snuck a sword cane into competition and caused Stu Howell minor blood loss. Cane surfing competitions are much more structured to prevent such future catastrophes.

Hang 80 Dude!!!

- Anonymous:

how many followers do u have?

Like 400-500… around there

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- Anonymous:

BITCH, YOU DO NOT REVEAL TUMBLR TO FB. NOW, CUNTS ARE GONNA BE JOINING UP A FUCKING UP THE SERVERS. I HOPE YOU'RE VERY FUCKING PLEASED WITH YOURSELF.

I luv u tew babe <3

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imapotatobro:

LOLWTF

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I wan’t a Rasta woman yes. Every other woman does horn you -__- lol

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What?